Went to meet the principle at my school today! Weird!! Went in had to take my shoes off then put these mad little slippers on that where 10cm too small. So my heel hung over the end. Then in the come the principle, my Japanese teaching man, and the gym teacher (fuck knows why he was there). I had to bow like a hundred times. Was told to make an introduction to the principle and was then told he didn’t speak English. So basically I could have said his mum smoked the pink cigar, didn’t! Hi my name is Craig, I am from Scotland, and I am very happy to be here in your school, felt like an idiot. Then they all spoke Japanese the three of them the guy from the board of education and the girl from my company for like 10 minutes. Probably talking about me, that’s funny how we always think that when foreigners talk foreign around us. Hey kept on making jokes with each other. Then the
y asked me about,,,,,,,,wait for it,,,,,,,,,,,,,shinuke nakamura!!!! Then asked if I would join the soccer club (don’t get paid for it) but what could I say. Then as we left the room after another hundred bows, the gym teacher came up to me and said I looked liked the waid wity wollers, the wock group, Who, ah the bay city rollers, yep cheers mate! There’s a new one to the list.
y asked me about,,,,,,,,wait for it,,,,,,,,,,,,,shinuke nakamura!!!! Then asked if I would join the soccer club (don’t get paid for it) but what could I say. Then as we left the room after another hundred bows, the gym teacher came up to me and said I looked liked the waid wity wollers, the wock group, Who, ah the bay city rollers, yep cheers mate! There’s a new one to the list. Shang a Lang!
Went to a toilet in the train station today. The cleaning sign was up so I didn’t go in. then the cleaning lady who was like 170 said or gestured that it was ok to go in. I went, she followed! I thought ok. So I waited a minute, she got something a cloth or something then walked out. So I stood at the urinal and did my stuff, (you might know how weird I am with public toilets, this did my phobia no good) half way through she came back and started to clean the urinal next to me. Talk about stage fright. Fuck me! Thought she wanted a look at what she had been missing all these years with her Japanese husband, she didn’t even acknowledge me.
Alien registration time. Had to go to the city office, filled in a form, no joke there where 6 Japanese around me trying to figure out how to speak English to me and help me. Felt like the king.
Alien registration time. Had to go to the city office, filled in a form, no joke there where 6 Japanese around me trying to figure out how to speak English to me and help me. Felt like the king.
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