2007年4月24日火曜日

19/04/07

15 year old boy: “Mitchell san you have a very beautiful face”
Mitchell san: “Ehhhh thanks” what do you say to that.

Hated the kids calling me Mitchell sensei or Mitchell san or mr Mitchell, so told them to call me Craig. Didn’t work out to great cause now am called CLAIGO.

This is ground hog day. No joke.
Every morning, the same 2 business men at the bus stop. (maybe not so weird).
I get on the train, same people every day: Old woman with a wig, a huge black school kid, a man whos breath smells like he has just eaten road kill spred with dog shit.
Then walking to school th esame pizza faced teenager cycles past. The same cars pass.
I arrive at school, just as the tea lady is putting a cup of green tea on my desk.

Clockwork every day.

MOVE OVER POT NOODLE.


Theres a new daddy in town. These bad boys are the bomb.





Instructions

Open Part A

Remove, sauce, seasonong and curry mayo. Fill with boiling water.


Close Part A. Remove Part B (the steam vent) wait 2 mins.


add sauce, seasoning stir dress with mayo. Chop sticks included
Taste great and all for only 40p

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