18/05/07 The Big Gay Night Out

we decided to go to the gay district for a night out. why not.

we kicked the night of in a seedy park with some beers and gin. (were not skint honest)

We went to one place and tagged along to a gay karaoke bar, with some gays. Marie sang like a virgin (madonna) with the gayest U.S soldier guy calld geremy.

here he is!

Marie with a Korean/Japanese.

we went to a club afterwards called aparently "awi fawi" with some guys (japanese) got there and it was called aRty faRty. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

was really fun.

We got the train home at 6 in the morning, I called an english guy a wanker and then fell asleep over this poor japanese guy on the train. How happy does he look?

Got home and seen these pensioners doing exercoises outside the city hall. marie joined in.

Chewy Squid

MMmmm My favorite. lunch today (17th). was a slap of squid about 4cm by 12cm. I was dreading eating it. The kids have to finish all thier meal, so i do too. It was so chewy, like rubber. You know the feeling when you chew a bit of steak with fatty bits. It makes you retch. that but 100 time worse. No mattet how hard you try to forget what your eating, your brain is saying"slimy chewy squid, with tentacles and shit". I looked up and every kid at my table was bokin (how do you spell that ??????). Totally Gross

Homework

The kids at my normal school are mad for looking up the dictionary and shouting the words out. Like everyone did. Penis Sex and Masterbate are amongst the favorites, i dont mind, but the jap teacher panics a bit.
Anyway the jap teacher asks the kids "did you do your home work?". This brave little bastard shout "no". so the jap teacher asks "why not" his reply was "i was playing video games instead" WOW. My hero.

Elementary School

Somtimes I have tp teach at a primary school. And I can say I though high school was crazy. This was like I had been smoking crack. The kids were 8 and didnt speak a word of english. I was their first teacher.
The kids were actually hanging if me; my arms , hair, pulling on my trousers and one boy was trying to swing from my tie. So at that stage I realised I had lost all dicipline and respect. It was a bit freaky, I taught the classes alone. at stages kids would just come to the front and want to give me 5.

During the calss i got the kids to do games and shit like that. and they actually learned what i wanted them to.
"hi , my name is.........."
"oh, nice to meet you................"
"My name is ..............."
"nice to meet you too"

Which is actually pretty fucking hard for them, think we all took french or german for 3/4 years and we couldnt say that in the languages we learned. maybe i could but i am great.

At the end of the class i had prepared a worksheet (sounds boring) I got the kids to line up for a very good stamp. The did. I jokingly pretented to put one on a kids head, but he lunged forward; like he wante it. He wanted one on his hand, i thought harmless. Then all the kids wanted it. went with it. At one stage i though maybe i shouldnt, i looked at the jap teacher and he was smilling so i thought fuck it. They all got stamps. Then I was taking stuff off the blackboard. I turned round and the kids had very good stamped all over their faces. They were liking the stamps and stamping each other. Total madness.

MICROPHONE HEAD
I had 1 class with 100 kids in the gym. just played some games. I had a mic so did the jap teacher. he had his back to me and was explaining something. the same group of 5 kids were hanging around my feet, as they had been the whole day.
I turned on my mic and cracked one kid on the head wit it. made a real cool sound. so i did it to all the kids. The jap teacher stopped talking and checked his mic, he thought his was making the noise. we had a bit of fun doing it again and again. he kept checking his, batteries and all.

Sweets Paradise (12/05/07)

My favorite place in the whole of Tokyo.
Its an all you can eat restuarant, except only cakes, ice cream, fizzy juice. Its on the 7th floor of a shopping centre, which is its saving grace, as it acts as a deterent for fat people, who would put it out of business.
So for £6 you can have your cake and eat it, or not because when you have finished you juat take another. It lasts for 70mins, they give you a reciept with the time you came in and they check it on the way out.
So imagine all the different types of cakes you can (about 20 types), including big fuck off gateus and cream cakes. And the ice cream is a help yourself mr whippy machine.
I felt like the fat german kid from charlie and the chocolate factory "oompa". Oh I forgot the "mall" was only for girls clothes. most of whom are so conserved nibbling on 1 or 2 pieces of cake. I had 3 mountains of icecream, 2 heaps of cake, 2 coffees, a couple of glasses of green juice. To help explain the size of my plates of cake, may i qoute miss marie yngbrants reaction "oh fuck me!"I could hardly walk after it. and didnt eat the rest of the day.

The suicide 10/05/07

This is maybe a bit grusome, so dont read it if you get shocked.

So I was standing at the train staion today at 7:05 am. When a express train which doesnt stop at my staion was appoaching. Then all of a sudden a huge bang!! and the train shreeks its horn.

Then all of a sudden, these rocks started flying into my platform at around stomach height. The rocks where hurling past, harder than you could trow them. The rocks were from the train tracks you know the ones around the tracks, about the size of eggs. there was maybe 10 people on my platform and we had to dive behind pillars, to avoid the rocks, they could truly have killed someone, they smashed all the signs on the platform.

So after it had calmed down, I thought fuck, some one has put rocks on the track or the train has scraped the platform! The train was going at about 70mph. I had a look up the track where the train came from and nothing was there, just lots of rocks lying around. Then I looked at the tracks infront of me , There was an arm. Then a little further a womans mangled body. about 2 metres from me. Serious some one jumped infront of the train right across from me. People started screaming, then some people ran away. I dont know why but i walked over to were the body was. guess I thought she was maybe still alive, a japanese guy came too. we had a look and no way was she alive her whole body was twisted at the waist. we just stood and looked at each other.
It was really unreal. Funny thing I wasnt to fussed about seeing it. Strange!

Akihabara (electric town)

you can actually buy anything electric here! Its crazy, so much technology!