Watched the girls basket ball practise today. I was bombarded with questions.
Who is a famous scottish? (they didnt even know sean connery)
Which is your favorite movie?
Do you play sex?
When you play sex, do you finish first or second?
Do you have long penis?
Then one shouts mitchell ha long penis.
Fuckin hell what a situation. my answers where, only joking. i didnt say anything. they are mad.
later the same day, i went to basball practise. and the boys where saying "i want to hold your tits" all of themlike 20, repeatedly. so I did what any selfrespecting english teacher would of done. pointed out that you dont say hold your tits you say feel your tits. they almost pissed thier pants laughing.
Then one shy kid comes up and says i like d cup.
shoot me now, please.
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